What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."