What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.