What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.