Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What are you in the bathroom?

European

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!