What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture