Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale