What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

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How do you cure depression?

A gun.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!