What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.