What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

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What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!