Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA