Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...