Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.