Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?

3 Guys

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.