Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

Previous Random Joke Next

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.