What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

Captivity Jokes More Captivity Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.