What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.