Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!