Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.