How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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Because it keeps hitting pause.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Because he made the First Order!

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They ordered pepperoni but they got plane