How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane