Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman?

A liar

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!