Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Sewer Jokes More Sewer Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide