Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

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Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!