What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.