Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.