What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine