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Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
With a monkey.
Because it was dead.
They were still monkeys
Terrible at CC
Because they love nitpicking.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Ooooooh, aaaaaah...
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
About 6 hours.
AIDS for humanity
It's won't be long now!
Tom Cruise
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
Because they were still considered monkeys.
A BABOOM!
A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.
Macaque
It won't be long now...
None. Monkeys screw in trees.
Monkey vomit
Orangu-Tang.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
When the monkey wants its bum back? :D
Over-dressed!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A hot air baboon!
He just monkeys around on the line!
A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.
A monkey
Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !
Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah
Where monkeys sleep.
Paul stop monkeying around!
With a Monkey Wrench!
A surrender monkey
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Yo You peel me
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
He wanted some Rhesus pieces.
Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.
With a monkey!
One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.
A Baboom!
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
They slide down the banana-ster! :D
Jim-pansy
At the monkey bars.
A Meringueutan
A cross.
A lifetime ban from the Zoo
He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Just don't monkey with him.
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
There are too many cheetahs.
Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.
Nothing
Because they were still monkeys.
I've banana roll lately.
A babooooom!
Prime mates
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Russell.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
With a monkey wrench.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
