Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.