Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!