Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.