Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.