Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me