Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.