What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now