Why are pirates so popular?

A: They just arrrr.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z