Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.