Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.