What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"