What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!