What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift