Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank