Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.