Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.