Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the G.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.