Rap Music
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Give him sheet music.
parkin'sins
Shingles.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Oinkment.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.