By Bony Express.
Your grandma's jaws
Bison.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Because he was skint.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
The ones in the mail of course!
Stone.
Tombstone.