Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!