What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven?

A hot cross bun.