What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.