Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally