Well, they're huge targets...
Cause it's an all mail business.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.