Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
He saw a .
Theyre both dead and black.
They both can't make any change
