What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.