How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.