Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.