How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!