What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA