Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.