Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

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How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....