Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.