Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph