Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!