Why did the number one go to jail?

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail