Why did the number one go to jail?

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.