What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"