What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.